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22 August, 2018 at 2:12 pm #1102629
Just a quick one for hugs as he as requested.
I went to meet Aaron a solicitor appointed from jcs end.
Lord when chatting with you one never knows when one needs a brief.
Hugs im afraid the deal has took a unexpected turn.
I drove in frankie and bennys carpark in my capri, Aaron came out warmly greeted me shook me hand
Formalties out the way he said wow that capris got the sweetest body ive ever seen.
He started tenderly stroking the capris bonnet.
Name your price he said.
Woah I said im here to buy a chatroom with all due respect one should not be sidetracked by more lucrative side projects to even discuss this now wouldn’t be prudent.
Anyway hugs hes drove off in a huff because I wouldn’t sell him it.
Cant say anymore now but I may do another thread in ten minutes ok.
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23 August, 2018 at 11:02 am #1102651PML give my regards to orson milky..
23 August, 2018 at 11:29 am #1102653Reply to milkman.
Sorry to hear that you lost your briefs maybe Linda can lend you a pair.
You should beware of men stroking your bonnet in America it might a hood.
Would have said a straight swap the Capri for the site but the Capri would be worth far more maybe just swap the fluffy dice and the milkman Linda sticker off the window.
The guy drives a Huff car and he wants a Capri? Typical American then no sense.
23 August, 2018 at 1:44 pm #1102656Oh milky you not tell hugs truth. I drive a BMW Mercedes. Look up on line how much cost hugs. Lol. I have the convertible type so milky and I can stretch out in back seat with our driver…picnic lunches, kips..all that fun stuff u unaware of in life hugs..like chocolate covered strawberries, smooth wine and big larger for the boss. Ahh what u missing…t.v., music. Such the life for 2 people…
23 August, 2018 at 1:45 pm #1102657Sending u post cards on our travels so much fun! See what u missing.
23 August, 2018 at 1:51 pm #1102659Linda did hugs have his spies in the usa??
How did he know about the dice and our matching names on the windscreen?
Hugs while I have your attention are you aware mrq has done 12 posts since Monday ive done 5.
I want to do more I want to sing, dance, but I feel you are stifling me.
Would you please check my spam based facts and get back to me thanks.
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23 August, 2018 at 2:24 pm #1102662Sorry milky..not sure about spies? I was so engrossed in our stuff of pleasures, foods and travels. Oh wait maybe he in elevator! Remember wonder if camera spy. Lol. Hugs employees? Oh we be more careful next time…xxxxxxxxxxxx
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23 August, 2018 at 2:50 pm #1102664Hugs near the end of the holiday I ran out of briefs I went out commando mate!
Ive never saw linda eat so fast hugs!
The most exciting thing you have done this year is peel a tangerine I expect.
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23 August, 2018 at 3:31 pm #1102665Linda did hugs have his spies in the usa??
How did he know about the dice and our matching names on the windscreen?
Hugs while I have your attention are you aware mrq has done 12 posts since Monday ive done 5.
I want to do more I want to sing, dance, but I feel you are stifling me.
Would you please check my spam based facts and get back to me thanks.
Could only find 8 threads by misterq so that would mean 4 have been removed.
Wonder why the others haven’t been.
Oh and I suggest you turn the dash cam off if you don’t want anyone to see.
23 August, 2018 at 5:03 pm #1102668Shhhh milky. Was that what you call eating? I call it devouring food. Lol. Xx
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