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It is with much sadness that I announce the unfortunate and untimely death of Forum 3 stalwart, Superteddiesue.
Superteddiesue’s demise came at the recent annual Teddy Bear’s Picnic where it is believed a particularly vigorous, and energetic sex session with fellow Forum 3 member, ‘Rob not 47 or 49,’ resulted in the stuffing being knocked out of her.
Post mortem results have revealed that the cause of death was a nasty, one inch tear to the groin area which resulted in severe haemorrhaging leading to a fatal loss of polyester.
An emergency call was made to the local Teddy Bear Hospital but despite frantic attempts to stem the flow, Teddymedics were unable to save Sue.
A spokeman for the Teddy Bear Guild commented, ‘we thought bears were safe since the arrest, conviction and subsequent incarceration of Goldilocks, but it seems that we now have a new enemy on the block. My advice to all female teddy bears is not to go down in the woods today – or indeed on any other day – as you may be in for a nasty surprise.’
are you taking your mediscation ?
Pete wrote:are you taking your mediscation ?It’s medication, and no I’m not because I don’t need any. How about you?
Pete is beyond medication for his mental disability other than that his supply of Viagra to keep the Sad And Delusionals happy is now on a repeat prescription
@The Chief Inspector wrote:
@pete wrote:
are you taking your mediscation ?
It’s medication, and no I’m not because I don’t need any. How about you?
yeah im on my mediscation ty :P
@ukpilot wrote:
Pete is beyond medication for his mental disability other than that his supply of Viagra to keep the Sad And Delusionals happy is now on a repeat prescription
Flying a kite does not quailfy you as a pilot [-X
sorry fastcars, ive got my miss marple head on again :)
its been said before im sure, but i cant be the only one who thinks pilot and inspector are the same person.
Occupation astronaut :lol: :lol:
Well, yet another death. And figures released yesterday said crime overall was falling? I think not. Another fudge – there’s lies, lies, and then there’s statistics.
What you going to do about this Chief Inspector? How many more Forum 3 members are gonna meet a violent death? You gonna do something when the room is empty and there is nothing left but the ghostly wails of the long dead, unable to go peacefully to their graves due to the injustices they suffered in life??
Well?
According to the Statistics Splat I am everyone under different guises that these sad delusional twats can’t fathom out.
Peebles you too busy being blonde to be so stupid surely ???
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
sorry fastcars, ive got my miss marple head on again :)
its been said before im sure, but i cant be the only one who thinks pilot and inspector are the same person.
Occupation astronaut :lol: :lol:
I agree Marple or is ir Marbles? lol
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