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    Just for one day

    List of jobs:

    Pull out my fridge freezer from the gap its been wedged in
    ditto cooker
    demolish cupboard in between above
    remove work top
    clean behind said items (I can do that while man has cup of tea and a rest)
    plumb in dishwasher
    rearrange white goods
    replace worktop
    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    #355453

    you’ve got 8 weeks to find one before footy season starts

    #355454

    @bon bon wrote:

    Just for one day

    List of jobs:

    Pull out my fridge freezer from the gap its been wedged in
    ditto cooker
    demolish cupboard in between above
    remove work top
    clean behind said items (I can do that while man has cup of tea and a rest)
    plumb in dishwasher
    rearrange white goods
    replace worktop
    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    lol Giz a shag lol…. i cud do all the above except the shag btw lol who needs a man lol

    #355455

    @matty wrote:

    you’ve got 8 weeks to find one before footy season starts

    God i do love you

    will you be me bit on the side till aug the 10th :twisted:

    #355456

    @bon bon wrote:

    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
    Do you wish to settle out of court?

    #355457

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @bon bon wrote:

    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
    Do you wish to settle out of court?

    ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose

    #355458

    @pete wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @bon bon wrote:

    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
    Do you wish to settle out of court?

    ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose

    god aint we a picky bunch way spellin n grammer sadly i know nowt of it all lol hense why i tend to spelt in scottish as ya canny get it wrang that way lol

    #355459

    @pete wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @bon bon wrote:

    Giz a shag
    Return to wife

    Thankyou

    That’s discrimination against sungle men. :roll:
    Do you wish to settle out of court?

    ive never been sungle :wink: its next to the i i suppose

    “sungle” is someone who’s single but wants to hook up with sunny (that makes em two sarnies short of a picnic for a start off).
    So I didn’t make a typing error at all!! [-X

    #355460

    divvent dunchus hinny

    #355461

    @pete wrote:

    divvent dunchus hinny

    Triple snork!

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