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A friend had to stay in hospital overnight and texted me asking to look after her dogs.
I thought that meant going round, feeding them and letting them out occasionally which, to be honest, is all she seems to do.Noooooooo
I had to bring them round here for the night.
After an evening of having a GSD and a Boxer hyper in my living room, sniffing each others bums, belching, panting, following me everytime I moved, casting their hairs over my newly vacuumed carpet and generally irritaing the hell out of me, I’d had enough.
Woke up this morning in a brilliant mood, felt my way downstairs and arghhhhhhhhh
dogs in my house!!!!
Fed and watered them and sat on my back doorstep in my jim jams while they weed up my bushes and pood all over my grass. Then the GSD found a gap in the hedge and decided to go home.
The moral of this story is..
IF YOU ARE EVER EVER EVER TEMPTED TO GET A DOG, BORROW A COUPLE FIRSTNow you know why I am in a foul mood :evil: :evil: :evil:
Oh dear :lol: Well i seen a women on telly once blowing up a dogs nose :shock: calmed them down
or was it a horse :-k well any ways she blew up there noses and they did wat she tld them to do then try it di lol
Bless ya at least they should be going home soon and you will be picking hairs up for ever and a day xxxxxxxxx
her sons taking over this morning.
I took the hint when Bob (the gsd) escaped and ran home
They are now shut back in her house.I did blow up their noses
They were high all nighti thought it wiZ GHD ur on aboot lol well if any1 asked me to look after dugs, cats or anthing that moves be BIG HUGE FLAT NOOOOOO, allergic to them all… plus don’t want me hoose smellin of animal hairs… wet dug smells rank as lol… u’ll be busy the day desmellin ur hoose bon lol
Mary
I thought all she wanted me to do was go round, let em out and feed em so I said yes.
The next thing she said was
*and can you put one in your kitchen and one in your living room overnight ‘cos otherwise they wont settle*
ffsAll my windows and doors are wide open
@bon bon wrote:
Mary
I thought all she wanted me to do was go round, let em out and feed em so I said yes.
The next thing she said was
*and can you put one in your kitchen and one in your living room overnight ‘cos otherwise they wont settle*
ffsAll my windows and doors are wide open
id point blank refused get sum cleaners in and charge it to her lol i wid lol
shes just texted me to say she’ll be home in an hour and she hopes dogs were’nt a niusance
I repliedNOOOOOOOOOOO of course not :)
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
I wanted to say..
Now come round and clear dog sh*t out of my garden
(I would have done it myself by now but I’m waiting for it to stop steaming)
Has my dislike of all things dog spread round the canine world ?
Ive just chased an ugly mutt out of my garden just as it was poising
and aforementioned dog owner and former friend is calling round in a minute to thank me
I shall hand her a cappuccino and a carrier bag :twisted:
@bon bon wrote:
Has my dislike of all things dog spread round the canine world ?
Ive just chased an ugly mutt out of my garden just as it was poising
and aforementioned dog owner and former friend is calling round in a minute to thank me
I shall hand her a cappuccino and a carrier bag :twisted:
:twisted: dogsreunited.com are sending members to soil your lawn?
It’s an outrage I tell you!!
its the biatches they are sending round I’m more worried about
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