Firemans Sex

‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station!’

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed

When I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled !
‘BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’ the wife jmped into bed.
When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’ they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled, ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is Bell 4?’ asked the husband