A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the shop assistant, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
‘The assistant assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The assistant then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, ‘Seventeen inches.’
‘Seventeen inches?’ exclaimed the assistant. ‘That sounds very small. What room are they for?’
The blonde says, ‘They aren’t for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.
‘The surprised assistant replies, ‘But Miss, computers do not need curtains!’
The blonde say’s ……….. ‘Hellllooooooooo … I’ve got Windoooooows……. #-o :lol:
Have a nice day :D/