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28 September, 2017 at 10:59 am #1072107
<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal” align=”center”>10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
9. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.
10.. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day!</p>
<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Pass it on to a few “good men” too!!</p>
<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Tried sending it to five bright women, how many watts counts as bright guys?dont answer, its candlepower isnt it, and we know the answer to ‘wheres the candle?'</p>
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28 September, 2017 at 11:02 am #1072108LOL! typical girl power propaganda
Advice number 11…..get your facts from real life experience and not Woman’s Weekly. LOL
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28 September, 2017 at 11:06 am #107211228 September, 2017 at 11:08 am #1072114lol bit touchy arent you? i saw it as a joke
28 September, 2017 at 11:13 am #1072119- “Men is bad”
- “Men is bad”
- “Men is bad”
- “Men is bad”
- “Men is bad”
- “Men is stupid”
- “Men is bad”
- “Men is stupid”
- “Womens deserve money”
- “Be fake”
Good advice there
28 September, 2017 at 11:15 am #1072122No drac……you cant speak for every man on the planet
28 September, 2017 at 11:27 am #1072127You could at least cut & paste it without leaving the trough marks!!!!
28 September, 2017 at 12:22 pm #1072135<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal” align=”center”>10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 5. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart. 6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions. 9. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books. 10.. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day!</p>
<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Pass it on to a few “good men” too!!</p> <p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Tried sending it to five bright women, how many watts counts as bright guys? dont answer, its candlepower isnt it, and we know the answer to ‘wheres the candle?'</p>A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
How did the medical community come up with the term “PMS”? “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestionGirl: “Girls are better than boys.”
Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?”
Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
and my personal favourite …
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Send this on to 5 bright men and make their day !
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28 September, 2017 at 12:31 pm #1072137ANGEL BABY. MAFIA
MADE MY DAY…..BOTH OF U
THANKS
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