Cheesecake thread

CONS –

What’s the deal with this strange food item ? There are many who cannot eat it on its own, but who require some sort of fruit topping to cover up the cheesecake taste. You know, to make it less cheesecakey. So why even bother with it ? Maybe its just for those who like to dig the bong out, I dunno. And why don’t they call it cheesepie because that would make rather more sense.
People who eat cheesecake are stupid.

PROS –

It’s what’s on the menu in heaven. There are many different kinds of cheesecake. You can do it with cream cheese and whipped cream, then make some cheesecake as well. There’s even ricotta cheescake which is not overly sweet and has a pretty solid consistency. When they make gorgonzola cheesecake with added garlic, count me in. Cheesecake tastes so brilliant that even cheesecake flavoured stuff with E-numbers is cool.
People who eat cheesecake are intelligent.

i’m confused………