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ok guys the scarlett pimpernel of blackpool has outsmarted me again! we were meeting up 2 weeks ago and he gave me his number in chat naturally on arrival in blackpool I couldn’t wait to ring him however this is when things got weird a voice answered saying hello chesters chicken delivery ehhh is cosy there mate I said? no cosy here boss this is chesters chicken you wanting delivery? well cant look a gift horse in the mouth can you ended up getting food poisioning vomiting everywhere so basically cosy I want my money for the hotel and the chicken supper 15 pounds you know for a fact one call to my friend in ma kellys your gone brother
on day 2 I rembered he was the concierge at the grand hotel so I had the brainwave off going down to say hi cor what a plush hotel I walked in and I couldn’t help but notice it said serge on his name badge hiya cosy its milkman here I said he raised a eyebrow to say the least! are you residing here sir he said nah just come down to see if you fancied a drink I said then they had me escorted out the joint so thanks again cosy serge whatever you name is
day 3 there was one avenue of hope left I knew cosys dog was called alan while smoking a joint on blackpool beach I thought every person I see with a dog ill say alright you no anyone with a dog called alan after 6 hours of doing this I met many fine people had many fine convos talked about many fine things but nobody was forthcoming with any info i smoked another joint and had another brain wave admittdley i was rather stoned by now but i thought i needed to grease some palms i saw a lovely tattoed couple on the bench good northern folk i thought and they were dogowners if i buy your dog a ice cream would you give me some info i said? piss off you nutcase they said i was now starting to wonder about northern hospitality to be quite honest
great post milks,well you maybe able to fool this lot,but it doesn’t wash with me
heres 5 reasons why
1,cupla years ago we arranged to meet in ma kellys,I don’t even know what he looks like ,so I asked the dj can you say over the mic milky cosy is waiting at the door for you.
hes like off mic fck off im not advertising gay meets
well I know yeh the names do sound a bit gay,and plus its a gay part of town,well its anything goes,no listen will you just ask over the mic
we are not gay,so he did and guess what milks wasn’t there
2,and chantel and born know about this our 2nd proposed meet he gave me the wrong number and I ended up talking to some nervous granny in preston
3,about our third meet so there was no mistake I gave him my number again,and we arranged to meet in the hop inn at 5,30 pm again he didn’t show.
4,ive never heard of Charlie chesters chicken shop.it doesn’t exist ive googled it
5,im a concierge but not in the grand,thats a theatre you muff
#6,my dog isn’t called alan
7,so you can stick your invoice up your jax
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chesters chicken is on Lytham road blackpool for your information and I’m not the type of guy who suggests meeting in a gay bar then not turn up that’s not funny at all in my book sorry about the dogs name cosy ill hold my hands up on that one and that place is a theatre? I did say it was plush I will be relaying my versions of events to born and chantel asap comprende chester charlie
1,why would I give you a false number? I like to meet chatters its good to put faces to names
2,why did you give me a false number?
3,why weren’t you at the hop at 5,30 when you said you would be?
4,so this chicken shop yeh,im just not having that at all
I gave you my mobile number and,i know takeways don’t use mobiles
cos some people don’t like ringing them
5 oter ppl do/have ring /rang me and to my knowledge nobody has been asked if they want any chicken.
I rest my case.
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Cosy.. is witty, warm ,ethereal and a downright laugh to meet. On his days off he will come along and see me, and we howl laughing. We meet in unusual pubs. Olde English Bars.. street corners, Beaches, or Hotel Lobbys.. we affectionatedly punch each other, then have a few drinks.
Hasta Esta July .. Yo soy y senora Contenta :)
see ye then ye mithering twat :) xx
aye och aye the noo
hasta luego Julio xxx mucho ceveza.
You are both funny as fk
keep it up lol
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