1. Your houseplants are alive,but you can’t smoke any of them
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
3. Having se x on a twin bed is out of the question
4. 6am is when you get up not when you go to bed
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator
6. You watch the weather Channel
7. You go to the drug store for aspirin and antacids instead of condoms and pregnancy tests
8. Older relatives feel comfortable telling you sex jokes
9. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real
work (yeah right)
10. You read this entire list desperately searching for one sign that doesnt apply to you…and cant find one to save you sorry old @ss. :D