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Ok, I did say I’d get back to you and keep you informed. I’ve now had my first online counselling session in anger management therapy with Doctor Blossom the legendary Italian Guru, Spiritual Guide, and Deaconess of moral and ethical virtues. My chubby rudeboy friend so very politely pointed out to me that I should seek therapy for my all too evident online anger issues. No surprise Doctor Blossom came immediately to mind because of her world reknowned therapy she offers that allows a person to talk about their problems and feelings in a confidential and dependable environment, and overcome issues that are causing emotional pain or discomfort.
A counsellor is trained to listen with empathy (by putting themselves in your shoes). They can help you deal with any negative thoughts and feelings you have, and I cannot emphasise how tactful and sensitive Doctor Blossom handled me, and I must offer her the utmost praise. She will as planned be restoring my otherwise lost soul to me soon.
Doctor Blossom was amazingly perceptive and accurate with her ability to deduce, just from her first session, and in most cases, it takes a number of sessions before the counselling starts to make a difference, yet she was miraculously able to diagnose me with idiocy and being a sociapath in desperate need of medication. It truly is breathtaking to see such natural flair the Doctor has, this showed time and time again during her first session and she was even observant enough to conclude I must return back for more sessions in psychotherapy, cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT), and relationship therapy. I’m really looking forward to the prospects of finally getting all my issues under control.
So I’d like to thoroughly recommend Doctor Blossom if anybody else needs any such therapy. Her fees were most reasonable too. Definitely an all round 5 star service,.. except for the massage, and bit at the end was 2 bob.
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Did you have a “happy ending?”
I’ve had better
I’m particularly pleased to hear that you’re doing this, Divine Love.
I’ve also noted what a touchy man you are. Quite the reverse of what I was led to believe from your jazzroom posts, which indicated that you were a good laugh.
Perhaps you could do a class in Logic too, so that you can read arguments more carefully and not engage in a heavy-handed logical refutation of an argument which doesn’t exist.
You would be a five-star chatter once you come through these.
i wish you well
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Ok, I did say I’d get back to you and keep you informed. I’ve now had my first online counselling session in anger management therapy with Doctor Blossom the legendary Italian Guru, Spiritual Guide, and Deaconess of moral and ethical virtues. My chubby rudeboy friend so very politely pointed out to me that I should seek therapy for my all too evident online anger issues. No surprise Doctor Blossom came immediately to mind because of her world reknowned therapy she offers that allows a person to talk about their problems and feelings in a confidential and dependable environment, and overcome issues that are causing emotional pain or discomfort. A counsellor is trained to listen with empathy (by putting themselves in your shoes). They can help you deal with any negative thoughts and feelings you have, and I cannot emphasise how tactful and sensitive Doctor Blossom handled me, and I must offer her the utmost praise. She will as planned be restoring my otherwise lost soul to me soon. Doctor Blossom was amazingly perceptive and accurate with her ability to deduce, just from her first session, and in most cases, it takes a number of sessions before the counselling starts to make a difference, yet she was miraculously able to diagnose me with idiocy and being a sociapath in desperate need of medication. It truly is breathtaking to see such natural flair the Doctor has, this showed time and time again during her first session and she was even observant enough to conclude I must return back for more sessions in psychotherapy, cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT), and relationship therapy. I’m really looking forward to the prospects of finally getting all my issues under control. So I’d like to thoroughly recommend Doctor Blossom if anybody else needs any such therapy. Her fees were most reasonable too. Definitely an all round 5 star service,.. except for the massage, and bit at the end was 2 bob.
Yeah, all that would be quite amusing if it wasn’t all so very, very tragic….
That’s my only word on this thread because we all know where this is going……
sayonara
Update, my dear friend Chubby from previous posts has very kindly volunteered himself, and will be attending session two with me and my wonderful new Counsellor via video conference call link on Skype, it seems Chubby is ready to confront some of his own issues after reading my review from the first session. If anybody else is interested in attending online seminars or group therapy sessions please make it known. The Doctors fees are reasonable.
Please record said session (with the permission of all participants, of course) and post for us all to see!
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Well it’s quite a coincidence that you should ask, my new chubby friend Neal has given me permission to show the highlights from his last session
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