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    Paddy marches into the jobcentre and screams, ive been ringing 08001730 for 2 days now trying to get help!.

    The receptionist asks, did you get that number from the door?

    Paddy says yes.

    Reception lady says, thats our opening times you twat.

    #332118

    Just a thought, why aren’t job centres open till late, can’t they find the staff :lol:

    Has anyone gone into a job centre and asked for work in that job centre?

    #332119

    Scouse walks into a job centre says “i’m looking for work”
    Assistant says “i’ve got one here chauffer £600 a week comes with a 3 bedroom house all bills paid including keep use of the Bentley after 6p.m. and you get to sleep with the employers beautiful daughter”
    “you’re taking the piss” says scouse
    “well you fucking started it” replies assistant

    #332120

    lol that made me laugh pete :lol:

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